- Anti Joke

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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