Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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