Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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