What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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nolan is gay

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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