Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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KOOKABURRA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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