- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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