Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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