- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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