A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Your Mom

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Wolfjob.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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