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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

White men's rights

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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