- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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