A Jew walks into Macy's

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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