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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

did you stub your toe?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

I like the color potato.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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