- Anti Joke

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Woman rights.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

retard

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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