- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

did you stub your toe?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

I like the color potato.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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