- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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