- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

fish fishy caoimhin

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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