- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Women's rights...

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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