Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Women's rights

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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