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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

I have a gay camel

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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