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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

how do you win a game try your best

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

I have a gay camel

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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