You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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