- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

I have a gay camel

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

nolan is gay

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

irish man drinking john smiths

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