- Anti Joke

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.