Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

how do you win a game try your best

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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