Who has no penis Religious Believers

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

whats a joke

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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