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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Logan's gay

Punching a baby

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now