- Anti Joke

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why is the ground wet It rained

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

WNBA

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.