- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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