What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Sam Hengal.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Women's rights.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Feminism.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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