- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's your guys names?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Well this is pointless.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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