Actually it was me Josh brown

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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