Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Pull my finger ouch..

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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