Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Men's rights

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

PIED NINNY!

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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