- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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