- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

your mom

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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