what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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adam hodgson !

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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well now

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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