What is cowboy say

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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A blind man watches TV

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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