- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all jokes aside...

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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