Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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im gay

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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