Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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civil rights

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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im not food

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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