What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Poop

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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