Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Religionh

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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nice tits.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Women's professional sports

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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