- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

pull my finger (farts)

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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