- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

There's a god, just kidding.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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