You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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