- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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