Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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