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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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