- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

bryden is a faggot

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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