- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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