Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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The Princess is in another castle

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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