- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

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