- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

A man walks into a vagina

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