- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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