- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

So does Blake

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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