- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why can't jokes spit?

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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