What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Gus's mom

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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