2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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