- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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