- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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