- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What's your guys names?

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Actually it was me Josh brown

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