- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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