- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

A Jew walks into Macy's

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Your text.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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