- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A house comes around the corner.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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