- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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