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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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