Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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