- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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