- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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