What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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