- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Prostitution is bad.......

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Were can you find a bag of meth?

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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