- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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