- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Actually it was me Josh brown

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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