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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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