Title IX

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Whats the defination of cruelty

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

the holocaust

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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