How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Poop

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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