- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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