- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

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