- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Your text.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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