What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Jellybeans

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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