- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

I was once a hamster.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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