- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

haha

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

A Jew walks into Macy's

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??