Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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The Game.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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