- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

How did th-A fridge.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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