Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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