A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Jellybeans

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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