- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

whats a joke

Poop

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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