Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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