OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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