What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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