What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

And Stephen Hawking said.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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