What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Your mom is so old she died

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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