A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

homosexuals are gay

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...