- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

The Big Band Theory

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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