An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Well this is pointless.....

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Women's Professional _________

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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