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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

White men's rights

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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