I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Your girlfriend.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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