- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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