- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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