why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

why did the man die? he was shot

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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