what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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