- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

roses are red violets are blue

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