- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

when debbie meets downer

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